Sorry for the Absence

"Its been awhile"
Staind

Tonight "We The Kings" are performing on campus for free. I LOVE WE THE KINGS! instead of going, guess what I will be doing. Listening to some boring as volleyball game so I can give the highlights on the campus radio. I am sooo pissed. Like I seriously am like fml.

Last night me and Cat went and saw Resident Evil Afterlife. It was AMAZING! Milla Jovovich is soooo badass. I kinda want to be her when I grow up. I of course was hopped up on four shots of expresso, so I was wired. I did not tell you guys about the last time I had four shots of expresso. Well it was ridiculous. Like it was worse than me being drunk. If you have ever seen me drunk, you could only imagine how bad it was. And Cat stole a whole pack of toilet seat covers from the cinemark bathroom. I was like ummmm....okay. She was like it is so you don't get syphillis from the toilet. I was like thanks but I never sit on public toilets anyway.

Anyways we had to walk back to the dorms from the theater at like 12:30am it was really scary. For some reason Cat is deathly afraid of zombies. I am like you know they do not exist right. She was like yea I know but still.

Random things me and Cat do.
1. I randomly beatbox, while Cat sings my theme song.
2. make this weird noise that Cat does back. then we have a conversation in that noise.
There are more but I cannot think of them

Words Cat hates
1. Moist
2. Damp
3. Slightly Wet
4. Any word that pertains to the female body part
5. Lactation
6. Queef
7. Queegina
8. Jennaqueefer
 The first three might sound like I am being inappropriate but I seriously want to know what to say when something is not completely wet.