I hope someone less creepy "will take us home"
Matt & Kim
I felt it was appropriate to take one of their songs and use it for the title of this heading because the story centers around them. So on sunday I went to a Matt & Kim concert with my roommate. We got there 2 hours early to wait in line for a front row spot. We met Matt & Kim but I was nervous and didn't know what to do, so I did not take a picture with them. I regret it everyday. My roommate Catalina Roldan, did take a picture with Matt. Anyways the concert was AMAZING! afterwards they were giving the crowd all the stuff that matt and kim touched, and forgot one drumstick. So I was like "lean over the fence and get the stick." So Cat leans over to get the stick and out of nowhere security grabs her. They start cussing and throw her out of the building, while threatening to put her in jail. On one hand, we were pleased with security's reactiveness, on the other hand, it was a drum stick. There was no need to get hostile. We then missed our bus and had to wait for the next bus. The only problem with this is that if we missed the train then we would have to wait until 1 in the morning to leave Chicago. So we get off and sprint to the train station, and we make our train. We arrive in Gary, Indiana, which is where Michael Jackson was born, and one of the most dangerous cities in america. Before we even went to Chicago, Catalina's mom said that if someone asks us for change say no because they will rob you. Well at the train station it is just me and Cat waiting on our ride when this guy walks in jingling change. He asked us if we had change. I freaked out i was like "NO I DON'T HAVE ANY CHANGE, WE DON'T HAVE ANY CHANGE." I don't think I yelled it but Cat says I did. I was scared because my ipod and cell phone we on the bench and he was eyeing them. He kept walking by us and that made me even more nervous, and finally when he had his back turned I slid them in my pockets. He then tries to offer us a ride. (Our ride got lost and was in the wrong city so she was no where near us. she told us to take a cab). He told us he would be cheaper than a cab and kept asking us where we lived. Well right on time, the cab arrived and drove us about 15 miles up the road to our friend. He charged us $40. Then we made it back to the campus safely. I am so grateful to be alive right now because he definitely could have kidnapped us and had us gang raped. I am so thankful for God protecting me.
Life is Messy
Cee.iN.Jay
Thursday, September 23, 2010
Saturday, September 11, 2010
Also
It's "killing me softly"
Fugees
Someone left me another note saying "Christal Jackson, tonight is you last." This shit is getting creepy. If you have any info on this creeper, contact me.
Fugees
Someone left me another note saying "Christal Jackson, tonight is you last." This shit is getting creepy. If you have any info on this creeper, contact me.
Sorry for the Absence
"Its been awhile"
Staind
Tonight "We The Kings" are performing on campus for free. I LOVE WE THE KINGS! instead of going, guess what I will be doing. Listening to some boring as volleyball game so I can give the highlights on the campus radio. I am sooo pissed. Like I seriously am like fml.
Last night me and Cat went and saw Resident Evil Afterlife. It was AMAZING! Milla Jovovich is soooo badass. I kinda want to be her when I grow up. I of course was hopped up on four shots of expresso, so I was wired. I did not tell you guys about the last time I had four shots of expresso. Well it was ridiculous. Like it was worse than me being drunk. If you have ever seen me drunk, you could only imagine how bad it was. And Cat stole a whole pack of toilet seat covers from the cinemark bathroom. I was like ummmm....okay. She was like it is so you don't get syphillis from the toilet. I was like thanks but I never sit on public toilets anyway.
Anyways we had to walk back to the dorms from the theater at like 12:30am it was really scary. For some reason Cat is deathly afraid of zombies. I am like you know they do not exist right. She was like yea I know but still.
Random things me and Cat do.
1. I randomly beatbox, while Cat sings my theme song.
2. make this weird noise that Cat does back. then we have a conversation in that noise.
There are more but I cannot think of them
Words Cat hates
1. Moist
2. Damp
3. Slightly Wet
4. Any word that pertains to the female body part
5. Lactation
6. Queef
7. Queegina
8. Jennaqueefer
The first three might sound like I am being inappropriate but I seriously want to know what to say when something is not completely wet.
Staind
Tonight "We The Kings" are performing on campus for free. I LOVE WE THE KINGS! instead of going, guess what I will be doing. Listening to some boring as volleyball game so I can give the highlights on the campus radio. I am sooo pissed. Like I seriously am like fml.
Last night me and Cat went and saw Resident Evil Afterlife. It was AMAZING! Milla Jovovich is soooo badass. I kinda want to be her when I grow up. I of course was hopped up on four shots of expresso, so I was wired. I did not tell you guys about the last time I had four shots of expresso. Well it was ridiculous. Like it was worse than me being drunk. If you have ever seen me drunk, you could only imagine how bad it was. And Cat stole a whole pack of toilet seat covers from the cinemark bathroom. I was like ummmm....okay. She was like it is so you don't get syphillis from the toilet. I was like thanks but I never sit on public toilets anyway.
Anyways we had to walk back to the dorms from the theater at like 12:30am it was really scary. For some reason Cat is deathly afraid of zombies. I am like you know they do not exist right. She was like yea I know but still.
Random things me and Cat do.
1. I randomly beatbox, while Cat sings my theme song.
2. make this weird noise that Cat does back. then we have a conversation in that noise.
There are more but I cannot think of them
Words Cat hates
1. Moist
2. Damp
3. Slightly Wet
4. Any word that pertains to the female body part
5. Lactation
6. Queef
7. Queegina
8. Jennaqueefer
The first three might sound like I am being inappropriate but I seriously want to know what to say when something is not completely wet.
Monday, September 6, 2010
Val-pour-rain-snow
Valparaiso weather attacks me like "Lions" attack prey
Why am I never appropriately dressed for the weather. So Valparaiso (pronounced val-puh-raise-zo) is nicknamed val-pour-rain-snow and I did not know it. I have worn a cute skirt exactly two times and each time I wore it, it was so windy it blew my skirt up. I was like ok it is not a big deal, I am ok. Then I always bring a jacket to class and it is scalding hot, the one day that I do not bring one, it is so cold I can barely walk. I am starting to think that Valparaiso is out to get me.
Sorry Zombie, I am a "Headstrong" human
Trapt
I am playing a campus wide game of humans vs. zombies and it is scary. Like I am still a human but there is so many zombies now, that it is hard to remain a human. My roommate has unfortunate been turned into a zombie, which makes it really awkward when we leave safety zones. I never know if she is going to attack me. She has been good about protecting me though.
Alexa Wilkinson
Why am I never appropriately dressed for the weather. So Valparaiso (pronounced val-puh-raise-zo) is nicknamed val-pour-rain-snow and I did not know it. I have worn a cute skirt exactly two times and each time I wore it, it was so windy it blew my skirt up. I was like ok it is not a big deal, I am ok. Then I always bring a jacket to class and it is scalding hot, the one day that I do not bring one, it is so cold I can barely walk. I am starting to think that Valparaiso is out to get me.
Sorry Zombie, I am a "Headstrong" human
Trapt
I am playing a campus wide game of humans vs. zombies and it is scary. Like I am still a human but there is so many zombies now, that it is hard to remain a human. My roommate has unfortunate been turned into a zombie, which makes it really awkward when we leave safety zones. I never know if she is going to attack me. She has been good about protecting me though.
Thursday, September 2, 2010
LIfe Unexpected
I think I looked cute today...
They Clearly didn't do this in the "Daylight"
Matt and Kim
Someone left me a little message outside of Lankenau. I think it might be a frisbee girl but I am not quite sure. The message said "Christal Jackson we are watching you." That is creepy! I want them to know that they do not have to confess because I am looking for them and I will find them!
Even though it is small, I like my room "The way [it is]"
Ingrid Michaelson
So my room is really crappy and small. The tuition here is really expensive but I do not know where our money goes. Like the classrooms have crappy desks that are wooden and squeak when you move. The dorms have pull out beds. No air. small closets and it is just crappy. Here are some pics.
So I did my hair for the first time this weekend. It was not great. I was shedding like an animal. I could not straighten the back of my hair. When I blow dried it, it was so puffy it was ridiculous. Thank God Tiffany was here to do my hair. This is me after I quit trying to do my hair.
Matt and Kim
Someone left me a little message outside of Lankenau. I think it might be a frisbee girl but I am not quite sure. The message said "Christal Jackson we are watching you." That is creepy! I want them to know that they do not have to confess because I am looking for them and I will find them!
Ingrid Michaelson
So my room is really crappy and small. The tuition here is really expensive but I do not know where our money goes. Like the classrooms have crappy desks that are wooden and squeak when you move. The dorms have pull out beds. No air. small closets and it is just crappy. Here are some pics.
This is my stuff
This is Cat's closet
My Closet, hers is sooo much cleaner than mine
Cat's side of the room
Cat's side is sooo much cleaner than mine
I "Fear" having to do my own hair
Lily Allen
So I did my hair for the first time this weekend. It was not great. I was shedding like an animal. I could not straighten the back of my hair. When I blow dried it, it was so puffy it was ridiculous. Thank God Tiffany was here to do my hair. This is me after I quit trying to do my hair.
Monday, August 30, 2010
Another Day, Another Boredom
"Don't Forget" that your life sucks
Demi Lovato
Nothing exciting has happened in my life so I will answer a question that was asked by a friend? "What is your favorite song?" For me that is a hard question so I will list a few in no particular order.
"Folding Chair" or "The Calculation" by Regina Spektor
"Common Reaction" or "Wait Another Day" by UH HUH HER
All Missy Higgins songs
"Can't Take My Eyes Off You" by Lady Antebellum
"Before it Breaks" by Brandi Carlile
"Three Cheers For Five Years" by Mayday Parade
Also I saw this guy that was dressed like a woman. He had on capris and a bra. it was weird. I was unprepared for the situation so I just stared at him.
Demi Lovato
Nothing exciting has happened in my life so I will answer a question that was asked by a friend? "What is your favorite song?" For me that is a hard question so I will list a few in no particular order.
"Folding Chair" or "The Calculation" by Regina Spektor
"Common Reaction" or "Wait Another Day" by UH HUH HER
All Missy Higgins songs
"Can't Take My Eyes Off You" by Lady Antebellum
"Before it Breaks" by Brandi Carlile
"Three Cheers For Five Years" by Mayday Parade
Also I saw this guy that was dressed like a woman. He had on capris and a bra. it was weird. I was unprepared for the situation so I just stared at him.
Saturday, August 28, 2010
Sorry For the Delay
I missed updated you guys yesterday so I will do it today.
Yesterday I wasn't "Hungover" but I was still late to class
Ke$ha
Every night me and Cat stay up until like 2 in the morning and then still have to get up for 8 am classes. well I woke up at 8:04 and I was like fml, I am late. So I left my room and ran all the way to Mueller Hall, by the time I got there it was 8:15. my professor was giving me a death glare and the class was like why the fuck are you late it is only the second time meeting in this class. So I death glared back and took a seat.
"Don't Know Why" I didn't play ultimate frisbee before
Nora Jones
So I had ultimate frisbee practice yesterday. It was great! afterwards we did a team dinner and went to Erika and Ariel's room. We were supposed to study but we ended up playing around during all that time. Then we went to Liz's apartment with other frisbee girls and we had a frisbee cake party. It was tons of fun. Imagine two cakes and 12 girls armed with forks. It was like sudden death trying to get some cake. So this girl named Amy was like if you want a guy with good thrust power get a diver. She was like diver's are the only one's who know how to thrust. so just an fyi if you want a man with thrust power get a diver.
Now on to today's events
From "Where I Stood" she was pissed off
Missy Higgins
So we went to walmart at 12 in the morning and had kart races. It was sooo much fun. i think Ariel and David Karl got first. Then Pedula (however you spell his name) and Claire got second. Then me and Cat got third. and Scott and Amy got last. Lots of people stopped and watched us race. Like we were so wired and making a lot of noise. Then the manager of walmart comes outside and was like I never want to see this again. I was like run for it. I mean the lady was chubby and waddled to us. she never would have caught us.
Then we went to the apartments for a party. Can you say beer pong? yes I played beer pong tonight. no I did not win. On the plus side the lemonade vodka I had was AMAZING! Don't judge. I said I was quitting and I am. Like I only had one shot and the vodka was so weak it was like drinking kool aid. Anyways gotta love college parties. Then we played ultimate frisbe until like 2:30. I then went back to my dorm at 3. Here I am at 4 telling you all about it.
Life is Messy,
Cee.iN.Jay
Yesterday I wasn't "Hungover" but I was still late to class
Ke$ha
Every night me and Cat stay up until like 2 in the morning and then still have to get up for 8 am classes. well I woke up at 8:04 and I was like fml, I am late. So I left my room and ran all the way to Mueller Hall, by the time I got there it was 8:15. my professor was giving me a death glare and the class was like why the fuck are you late it is only the second time meeting in this class. So I death glared back and took a seat.
"Don't Know Why" I didn't play ultimate frisbee before
Nora Jones
So I had ultimate frisbee practice yesterday. It was great! afterwards we did a team dinner and went to Erika and Ariel's room. We were supposed to study but we ended up playing around during all that time. Then we went to Liz's apartment with other frisbee girls and we had a frisbee cake party. It was tons of fun. Imagine two cakes and 12 girls armed with forks. It was like sudden death trying to get some cake. So this girl named Amy was like if you want a guy with good thrust power get a diver. She was like diver's are the only one's who know how to thrust. so just an fyi if you want a man with thrust power get a diver.
Now on to today's events
From "Where I Stood" she was pissed off
Missy Higgins
So we went to walmart at 12 in the morning and had kart races. It was sooo much fun. i think Ariel and David Karl got first. Then Pedula (however you spell his name) and Claire got second. Then me and Cat got third. and Scott and Amy got last. Lots of people stopped and watched us race. Like we were so wired and making a lot of noise. Then the manager of walmart comes outside and was like I never want to see this again. I was like run for it. I mean the lady was chubby and waddled to us. she never would have caught us.
Then we went to the apartments for a party. Can you say beer pong? yes I played beer pong tonight. no I did not win. On the plus side the lemonade vodka I had was AMAZING! Don't judge. I said I was quitting and I am. Like I only had one shot and the vodka was so weak it was like drinking kool aid. Anyways gotta love college parties. Then we played ultimate frisbe until like 2:30. I then went back to my dorm at 3. Here I am at 4 telling you all about it.
Life is Messy,
Cee.iN.Jay
Wednesday, August 25, 2010
College Work
"Catch Me" before I hallucinate
Demi Lovato
Today I woke up hallucinating. For some reason I thought that Cat's mom had came to our dorm and her and Cat were having a conversation while I was sleeping and that I fell out of my bed. Well when I asked Catalina about it later on she was like my mom never came and you did not fall out of your bed this morning. It was pretty embarrassing when I flipped a shit because I thought Cat's macbook was missing. I tore the room up looking for her mac and I was about to tell her it was stolen when I saw it on the shelf. I was like how did I miss something that obvious.
I "Worry About [Us]"
2am Club
Me and Cat sat down to do our homework but could not concentrate. I was jittery and constantly moving. If you have ever seen me intoxicated or having a sugar rush that is what it was like. She was laughing at me because i was distracted by the littlest things. I was laughing at her because she would randomly start waving her arms around and clapping. It was pretty funny because we both don't know what the hell is going on. She thinks they are sneaking drugs into our food, I agree. Just Kidding! We do not understand why we are here, we are considering dropping out. Valpo is hard. I know that it is not as well known as other schools but I have so much work and they expect so much from us that it makes it hard. You know its hard if I say that it is hard. On top of that we are being really antisocial. Like we don't really talk to anyone else unless we already know them. She said that we are going to have a "Don't Hate Your Life" weekend. She knows me so well. I love her! She just makes me laugh.
Life is Messy,
Cee.iN.Jay
Sunday, August 22, 2010
I Hate College
I have to leave "Before [I] Break"
Brandi Carlile
Yesterday I thought I loved college but today I realized I hate it. It is so boring because I have way to much free time. My roommate works from like 7pm to midnight so like when all the good stuff is happening she is working. The people in Lankenau are so antisocial. This makes me not talk to anyone and in turn hate my life. Don't get me wrong I have met people but I just want to meet more people. Here are the reasons I thought I liked it. Yesterday, I was playing ultimate frisbee and meeting new people. I met people in the cafe and hung out with my roommate and took rumba lessons. today I sat in my room all day the campus block party was lame and my roommate had to work tonight. No one talks to anyone on my floor. I wish I went to college in Texas. FML.
Life is Messy,
Cee.iN.Jay
Brandi Carlile
Yesterday I thought I loved college but today I realized I hate it. It is so boring because I have way to much free time. My roommate works from like 7pm to midnight so like when all the good stuff is happening she is working. The people in Lankenau are so antisocial. This makes me not talk to anyone and in turn hate my life. Don't get me wrong I have met people but I just want to meet more people. Here are the reasons I thought I liked it. Yesterday, I was playing ultimate frisbee and meeting new people. I met people in the cafe and hung out with my roommate and took rumba lessons. today I sat in my room all day the campus block party was lame and my roommate had to work tonight. No one talks to anyone on my floor. I wish I went to college in Texas. FML.
Life is Messy,
Cee.iN.Jay
Friday, August 20, 2010
College
Its been a couple of days since I have been on here but that is because I was busy with college
We were "Chasing Pavements" to get here
Adele
Well I finally made it to Valparaiso! It was an 18 hour drive and we kept getting lost so it became a 21 hour drive. My mom was very cranky because she had been awake for over 24 hours. She was yelling at me and shit. I was like "fuck this, you should have went to sleep" well I did not tell her that I just took her yelling and got over it.
I want to "Getaway"
Athlete
So today I had freshmen orientation. I had to be at the Harre Union at 7:30. Well I saw a group of people outside Harre Union at that time so I naturally followed them in. I wondered why there was only guys, but I did not question it. Then I noticed that all of the guys had on Valpo football shirts. Indeed I was in the wrong place eating breakfast with the football players. I was so embarrassed that I didnt finish my breakfast. FML! Now all the football players know me as the freshman that got lost and ate breakfast with them.
Man "I Love College"
Asher Roth
I freaking love it here. All the freedom it is AMAZING! I just left a cafe with a friend that had live entertainment. Her name was jen st stjarna. Check her out on myspace music if you like music like etta james or norah jones. I had a smoothie while at the cafe and since my roommate works there I naturally made her make it. She is new to the job and I added pressure. She forgot the serving amounts and everything it was funny but I didnt want to make it worse on her. She has her nose pierced which was not on her profile picture. I mean its not a problem but she should have warned me. Overall she is still cool.
Life is Messy,
Cee.iN.Jay
We were "Chasing Pavements" to get here
Adele
Well I finally made it to Valparaiso! It was an 18 hour drive and we kept getting lost so it became a 21 hour drive. My mom was very cranky because she had been awake for over 24 hours. She was yelling at me and shit. I was like "fuck this, you should have went to sleep" well I did not tell her that I just took her yelling and got over it.
I want to "Getaway"
Athlete
So today I had freshmen orientation. I had to be at the Harre Union at 7:30. Well I saw a group of people outside Harre Union at that time so I naturally followed them in. I wondered why there was only guys, but I did not question it. Then I noticed that all of the guys had on Valpo football shirts. Indeed I was in the wrong place eating breakfast with the football players. I was so embarrassed that I didnt finish my breakfast. FML! Now all the football players know me as the freshman that got lost and ate breakfast with them.
Man "I Love College"
Asher Roth
I freaking love it here. All the freedom it is AMAZING! I just left a cafe with a friend that had live entertainment. Her name was jen st stjarna. Check her out on myspace music if you like music like etta james or norah jones. I had a smoothie while at the cafe and since my roommate works there I naturally made her make it. She is new to the job and I added pressure. She forgot the serving amounts and everything it was funny but I didnt want to make it worse on her. She has her nose pierced which was not on her profile picture. I mean its not a problem but she should have warned me. Overall she is still cool.
Life is Messy,
Cee.iN.Jay
Wednesday, August 18, 2010
Let Me Explain
Nothing exciting happened today, so I will answer a question I was asked today. Basically, if nothing good happens I will answer questions that people ask me.Well what I am about to say is sort of interesting.
I'm not telling "White Lies"
Stacy Clark
This is why I hate skype. So I am logged into skype but I am not really on it. I was watching a tv show that I missed on my laptop. Suddenly someone skype calls me. I forgot that you can hear what I am listening to on the other computer. So I was still watching the show and suddenly she asks me "what are you watching?" I did not want to lie so I said "the real l word." Then she asks me "are you a lesbian?" I mean what do you say to that except deny it. I told her "I can explain." As a side note anyone that says "I can explain" doesn't really want to explain they are hoping you will tell them that there is no need to explain and that you know what is going on. Unfortunately, she told me "explain." So I am like "shit." How do you say I am straight but I watch a show about lesbians. You can't. but I tried it anyway. I tried to explain to her that it was like a real world but about lesbians. I love shows with drama, so imagine how much more drama lesbians have. So naturally I was watching it. Then she starts talking about how I can never hold any relationships with guys. I am like that is because I have commitment issues not because I am secretly a lesbian. Then she brings up the time I was hit on by a girl. I was like "fuck you! I cannot turn off my hotness. If they like me then they like me." After about 10 minutes of defending myself, I think I convinced her I was straight. Oh well, if she does not believe me thats her problem.
Basically, never do anything that skype can see while you are on skype. Also, if you want to ask me a question, I will answer all of them truthfully.
Life is Messy
Cee.iN.Jay
I'm not telling "White Lies"
Stacy Clark
This is why I hate skype. So I am logged into skype but I am not really on it. I was watching a tv show that I missed on my laptop. Suddenly someone skype calls me. I forgot that you can hear what I am listening to on the other computer. So I was still watching the show and suddenly she asks me "what are you watching?" I did not want to lie so I said "the real l word." Then she asks me "are you a lesbian?" I mean what do you say to that except deny it. I told her "I can explain." As a side note anyone that says "I can explain" doesn't really want to explain they are hoping you will tell them that there is no need to explain and that you know what is going on. Unfortunately, she told me "explain." So I am like "shit." How do you say I am straight but I watch a show about lesbians. You can't. but I tried it anyway. I tried to explain to her that it was like a real world but about lesbians. I love shows with drama, so imagine how much more drama lesbians have. So naturally I was watching it. Then she starts talking about how I can never hold any relationships with guys. I am like that is because I have commitment issues not because I am secretly a lesbian. Then she brings up the time I was hit on by a girl. I was like "fuck you! I cannot turn off my hotness. If they like me then they like me." After about 10 minutes of defending myself, I think I convinced her I was straight. Oh well, if she does not believe me thats her problem.
Basically, never do anything that skype can see while you are on skype. Also, if you want to ask me a question, I will answer all of them truthfully.
Life is Messy
Cee.iN.Jay
Another Day until I leave
Okay sorry for not posting yesterdays events until today. there was so much going on in my life that I honestly did not have time. Nothing exciting happened except my bathroom fiasco but that is toward the end of this posting.
It's "Getting Late" for me to still need to pack
Floetry
I am still packing. If I could get off of my social networks I would already be packed. oh well, i am a glutton for punishment. Basically my room still looks like it did on my first blog post. so refer to those pics if you want to see an update of my room.
"All That I Know" is that I am starting to have feelings
Zach Berkman
I know feelings are not a bad thing but it is in my case. At my house we are not taught but it is established early that if you show emotion you will be eaten alive. Basically, we treat each other like shit and we are brutally honest with each other. I guess that is why a lot of people think that I am mean. I mean at my house we are naturally mean to each other so I never really learned to treat others any differently. Maybe at college I will change but I dont know. The reason I said that I am starting to have feelings is because I just realized that I cannot hold a relationship. The longest relationship I have ever had was 3 months and my motives for breaking up with him are questionable. Even i do not know the reason. All I know is that i am an ass and broke up with him by text. I am scared that I am going to die alone. If I am not married by 30 I will join a nun's convent and give myself completely to God.
"I Can't Take My Eyes Off You" on the Skype screen
Lady Antebellum
Today, well yesterday, I did a conference call on Skype. If you have ever skyped me before then you know that I cannot get that thing to work at all. Most times it is my webcam. Somehow I changed the settings from automatically come on to manually turn on the webcam. Oh well when you skype me i will figure it out. I would post some silly faces from skype but I don't want to embarrass my friend Sable.
I got caught with my "T-Shirt and Panties" on in the bathroom
Adina Howard
yesterday, I finally got my hair done after going almost the whole summer without seeing my beautician. Well I had to go to the bathroom while at his shop and it was around 8 pm. The cleaning crew was there and I thought they saw me go to the bathroom, apparently not. So i really had to pee and I rushed into the bathroom. Well i thought I locked my stall but I didnt. one of the custodians came in to clean the bathrooms. I think you know how this story ends. I kneed him in the crotch while screaming and running hysterically down the hallway. Okay what really happened is he walked in on my and I did not know what to do so I sat there frozen. Then he started apologizing to me and speaking spanish and left the bathroom. I did not want to make a scene so I fixed myself up and went to tell him it was okay. His face was red. My face was red. he was embarrassed. I was embarrassed. i told him it was ok then i walked away to save us both some embarrassment. needless to say I will no longer use the bathroom at the beauty shop.
I will not let every college guy "Push Me To The Floor"
Parlotones
Then my grandma calls and says behave while you are in college. Do not get up there and think you are grown. as well as other things that made is both uncomfortable. It pissed me off because I am like "I will not fuck everything with legs." I mean damn! I am still a virgin and I have had plenty of opportunities to have sex and you think i will go to college and decide to fuck everyone. Thanks! its nice to know you think so highly of me.
Life is Messy
Cee.iN.Jay
It's "Getting Late" for me to still need to pack
Floetry
I am still packing. If I could get off of my social networks I would already be packed. oh well, i am a glutton for punishment. Basically my room still looks like it did on my first blog post. so refer to those pics if you want to see an update of my room.
"All That I Know" is that I am starting to have feelings
Zach Berkman
I know feelings are not a bad thing but it is in my case. At my house we are not taught but it is established early that if you show emotion you will be eaten alive. Basically, we treat each other like shit and we are brutally honest with each other. I guess that is why a lot of people think that I am mean. I mean at my house we are naturally mean to each other so I never really learned to treat others any differently. Maybe at college I will change but I dont know. The reason I said that I am starting to have feelings is because I just realized that I cannot hold a relationship. The longest relationship I have ever had was 3 months and my motives for breaking up with him are questionable. Even i do not know the reason. All I know is that i am an ass and broke up with him by text. I am scared that I am going to die alone. If I am not married by 30 I will join a nun's convent and give myself completely to God.
"I Can't Take My Eyes Off You" on the Skype screen
Lady Antebellum
Today, well yesterday, I did a conference call on Skype. If you have ever skyped me before then you know that I cannot get that thing to work at all. Most times it is my webcam. Somehow I changed the settings from automatically come on to manually turn on the webcam. Oh well when you skype me i will figure it out. I would post some silly faces from skype but I don't want to embarrass my friend Sable.
I got caught with my "T-Shirt and Panties" on in the bathroom
Adina Howard
yesterday, I finally got my hair done after going almost the whole summer without seeing my beautician. Well I had to go to the bathroom while at his shop and it was around 8 pm. The cleaning crew was there and I thought they saw me go to the bathroom, apparently not. So i really had to pee and I rushed into the bathroom. Well i thought I locked my stall but I didnt. one of the custodians came in to clean the bathrooms. I think you know how this story ends. I kneed him in the crotch while screaming and running hysterically down the hallway. Okay what really happened is he walked in on my and I did not know what to do so I sat there frozen. Then he started apologizing to me and speaking spanish and left the bathroom. I did not want to make a scene so I fixed myself up and went to tell him it was okay. His face was red. My face was red. he was embarrassed. I was embarrassed. i told him it was ok then i walked away to save us both some embarrassment. needless to say I will no longer use the bathroom at the beauty shop.
I will not let every college guy "Push Me To The Floor"
Parlotones
Then my grandma calls and says behave while you are in college. Do not get up there and think you are grown. as well as other things that made is both uncomfortable. It pissed me off because I am like "I will not fuck everything with legs." I mean damn! I am still a virgin and I have had plenty of opportunities to have sex and you think i will go to college and decide to fuck everyone. Thanks! its nice to know you think so highly of me.
Life is Messy
Cee.iN.Jay
Monday, August 16, 2010
Status: Reaching Out
Last night...well...actually at 2:30 this morning I decided I wanted to start a blog. Many people ask about my life and i am hesitant to offer any details of it. However, behind this screen I feel secure and I will not hold back. Feel free to ask me questions on any one of my many social network profiles and I will give an honest but probably x-rated version of the truth. For those who made it through the boring introduction I will now jump into the good stuff or bad depending on your outlook. Also every new subject has the title of a song to introduce it.
August 15, 2010
"I Know, I Know, I Know" My Room is a Mess:
It was Sunday. So anyone that knows me, knows where i was. drum roll please: CHURCH! I would say it was fun but why lie. Lets start with the fact that my body decided to wake me up at 6 in the morning. I was like fantastic! now I have to figure out something to do for 2 hours while I wait on everyone else to wake up. Needless to say I was not happy! So I started packing up my room for college (I leave Wednesday). The only thing I managed to do was to completely destroy my room. Then my mom walks in and says "You need to do something about this, your room is a mess." I told her "I'm packing to leave," while secretly thinking "no shit sherlock, i mean i am trying to pack up all this shit." Of course I would never say something like that to my mom because she would shit a brick and then slap me upside my head.
Here's a few photos of my "packing process"
As you can see, the room was not that bad. Anyways I worked on this until I left for church.
My "Intuition" Said it was Going to be a Long Sermon:
Well I passed out in the car and when i woke up we were there (our church is in Chappell Hill).
If you don't know this, both of my parents are preachers. My mom is an evangelist and my stepdad is a minister. Well every third sunday they alternate preaching. it was my moms turn to preach and I was excited! I mean they both preach long but her sermons are shorter and more interesting than my stepdad's. well it was just my luck that my mom was having a colonoscopy done on the 16th of August and she had a certain medicine schedule she had to follow so she could not preach. So my stepdad stepped in to preach for her. well anyone who has ever heard him preach knows that you have to be mentally prepared for that and clearly no one at the church was. I should have taken pics of the bored faces. Anyways he started preaching and I would constantly look at the clock. I looked at the clock and then I thought I looked again 5 mins later but the clock had not even moved. I was like God I cannot take too much more of this. An hour later he finally finished. I was so excited that he preached a short sermon. I know, your thinking "AN HOUR, that is not a short sermon." well his first sermon was over 2 hrs and he normally preaches an hour and 30 mins. So an hour was short to us. we got out of church around 2.
A "Common Reaction" to Medication:
My mom started taking her meds for the colonoscopy and they make you poo out everything in your colon. poor unsuspecting me went into the bathroom to see what she was doing and to see when we were leaving. It was now 2:30 and i was ready to get home. well I walked in on her cleaning poo off the floor and walls. Once again I probably should have gotten pics but I was too disgusted. I just looked and said "uhh...did the toilet explode or did you just miss?" She was like "it was splashing everywhere." I was like "how the hell does that stuff splash on the floor and walls?" I did not ask that because i honestly did not want to know. when she was well enough to leave we sped down the highway. we got all the way to waller and had to stop at the shell so she could relieve herself. She tells us to "come in and buy something so she won't look bad using their bathroom," then walks off. I was like "who is going to pay?" Finally my stepdad paid. I saw a little girl sitting outside the bathroom and I thought she was waiting to use it. I thought to myself "poor unsuspecting girl," then I saw her grandma come out of the bathroom and thought "she dodged a bullet because I am sure that bathroom stinks." We made it home without having to stop again. My mom had to take 8 oz of that medicine every 10 mins until she finished the four liters of it. It smelled like juice and I was like "it must be good." Well she cried and whined about taking it every time I forced her to take it. eventually she finished it and everything was all good.
I finished cleaning my room the got in the bed.
Life is messy,
Cee.iN.Jay
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