Nothing exciting happened today, so I will answer a question I was asked today. Basically, if nothing good happens I will answer questions that people ask me.Well what I am about to say is sort of interesting.
I'm not telling "White Lies"
Stacy Clark
This is why I hate skype. So I am logged into skype but I am not really on it. I was watching a tv show that I missed on my laptop. Suddenly someone skype calls me. I forgot that you can hear what I am listening to on the other computer. So I was still watching the show and suddenly she asks me "what are you watching?" I did not want to lie so I said "the real l word." Then she asks me "are you a lesbian?" I mean what do you say to that except deny it. I told her "I can explain." As a side note anyone that says "I can explain" doesn't really want to explain they are hoping you will tell them that there is no need to explain and that you know what is going on. Unfortunately, she told me "explain." So I am like "shit." How do you say I am straight but I watch a show about lesbians. You can't. but I tried it anyway. I tried to explain to her that it was like a real world but about lesbians. I love shows with drama, so imagine how much more drama lesbians have. So naturally I was watching it. Then she starts talking about how I can never hold any relationships with guys. I am like that is because I have commitment issues not because I am secretly a lesbian. Then she brings up the time I was hit on by a girl. I was like "fuck you! I cannot turn off my hotness. If they like me then they like me." After about 10 minutes of defending myself, I think I convinced her I was straight. Oh well, if she does not believe me thats her problem.
Basically, never do anything that skype can see while you are on skype. Also, if you want to ask me a question, I will answer all of them truthfully.
Life is Messy
Cee.iN.Jay
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